Aeroflot says drunk pilot 'no big deal'
Passengers who accused the Russian captain of an Aeroflot flight of being drunk were told by the airline that intoxication was 'no big deal'.
Questo il mio passaggio preferito: "Really, all he has to do is press a button and the plane flies itself. The worst that could happen is he'll trip over something in the cockpit."
How reassuring, uh?